Continuing with my “simple conceit that allows for regular posting,” I herein list three features I would like in my next car.
1. Alternative fuel capabilties of some sort
All of which I think would come in very handy in event of zombie apocalypse. I mean, assuming that things won’t deteriorate so much that I’d still be stuck attempting to siphon gas and be dependent upon working satellites. So, yanno, qualifiers. But aside from that, very helpful features.