3 Things I wish for at this very moment, presented in an order that may or may not increase dramatic tension
- (in my best Bob Barker voice, which is to say, a rather poor Bob Barker voice) A NEW CAR!
. . . except I wouldn’t want to pay taxes on winning the thing, so maybe just the cash, except I’d also have to pay taxes on the cash, so I suppose what I really want is a new car plus enough cash to cover the taxes. Though then there’d also be taxes on the cash meant to cover the taxes. It’s a vicious, horrid cycle.
- The means of instantaneously transferring the story that’s in my head to my Scrivener files so that revisions would be DONE already. So like most people, I want the results without having to do the work.
- A cookie.