- You can puke bile twice at 7:30 in the morning but be cured with a morning nap.
- There will never come a day when the appearance of a UPS truck should NOT be met with frantic barking. Even if said UPS truck has since departed and is clear on the other side of the complex. The UPS truck will return someday, and therefore it is best to employ CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
- At the end of a long day, the best thing is cuddling with an eviscerated reindeer-dragon.
