3 unfortunate truths about myself


  1. It’s quite possible that when I’m old, I will turn into one of those curmudgeons shouting at children to stay off her lawn. (Maybe I should avoid ever getting a lawn.)
  2. If I had superpowers, there would be a lot of mostly good (I assume) people missing eyes, appendages, and well-functioning limbic systems because they cut me off in traffic or said something stupid. Which really should not be offenses worthy of losing body parts or healthy brain function.
  3. I find it far easier to be generous with my money than my time, even when I know recipients need my time more than my money.
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