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  • Cooking for Ninjas: Pizza

    Every so often, my brother asks me if I’ve written anything involving ninjas. This is probably not what he meant.   Hey there, Hungry Ninja. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking you’re hungry, but pizza? Pffft. That’s not ninja food. Because, after all, the origins of the ninja path and the pizza foodstuff do…

    July 14, 2011
  • Look, I have a dog!

      She, and the extensive walking/exercise and obedience training involved in Being a Good Dog Owner, is one of my many excuses for not writing. Other excuses  include: I discovered Dollhouse is on Netflix streaming and am currently going through the episodes. I’m also going through Bones on Netflix streaming. I’m rereading The Hunger Games…

    June 30, 2011
  • Miscellany Monday Presents How to Not Make Pumpkin Gnocchi

    …in several rambling steps. 1 Foster a deep love of winter squash, pumpkin in particular, that leads to compulsive purchase of the gourds at grocery stores and farmers market, even though you receive more than enough vegetables through your CSA and will supposedly receive winter squash from the CSA in the near future. Develop collection…

    October 18, 2010
  • Writerly soul searching

    What with my near-continuous lack of writing, both in terms of my blog and with fiction, I’ve been doing some writerly soul searching. Mind, the soul searching has been sporadic, a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces missing and the ones I’ve got not matching up with each other. On the surface, it feels like…

    September 6, 2010
  • Why, as I live and breathe!

    … if it isn’t Amanda! (coughs) Hey, website. How are you? Seems like it’s been ages since you’ve graced my pages. I’d give you the exact number of months, but having to say it may cause me to have a brain aneurysm. More likely me than you, seeing as I’m the one with an actual…

    June 28, 2010
  • Miscellany Monday: Where I’m at

    *Watches tumbleweeds drift across her site* Well, so much for my goal of updating my blog twice a week. Epic fail on my part. I should really edit my home page since it erroneously claims I post regularly. Whoops. At any rate, here’s where I’m at in regards to writing: My WIP from NaNo remains…

    March 22, 2010
  • Promotions and raises are good!

    …particularly when they occur just in time for me to seriously consider getting in on the first-time homebuyer tax credit. Which means my writing is, sadly, taking a backseat for the moment to number crunching and researching of various loans and housing options. I do have a goal, though, to finish Disenchantment by the end…

    February 8, 2010
  • Smells like spam (but with a certain je ne sais quoi)

    I should probably apologize for not blogging in so long, but it’s my blog, so I don’t have to. Makes me feel all mighty and powerful in a world where my control is small and finite. Or something. Anyway, I moderate all my comments so as to prevent the vast body of spammers from infiltrating…

    January 25, 2010
  • Hiatus

    Well, my regularity in posting has been slipping anyway, but I will be on hiatus from the blog until the new year. Except for marking as spam all the submitted comments in Russian I keep getting. Believe me, I have no interest in the website “macrosoft.” Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

    December 22, 2009
  • Titles are overrated

    Post titles, that is. Were authors to stop titling their books, leaving blank spine after blank spine on the shelves of my local Borders, there would be havoc. Geeky, bibliophiliac havoc, which I suppose isn’t as havoc-like as what one might find at an anarchist meeting, but still. Havoc of a sort. So titles are…

    December 14, 2009
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