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3 Things about my dog I don’t understand
Why she feels the need to investigate smells that apparently scare her, as she will sniff some strange odor that makes her tuck her tail between her legs, and spend more time on the scary smell than any other thing during our walk. Her desire to bark or growl at, or, if I were to…
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A fictionalization of my dog’s thoughts upon my early return home from work and our subsequent walk.*
(From outside, keys jangle and tumblers in lock turn.) Hark! It is My Person, returning to me at last! Joy overwhelms my soul. The only way to express my happiness is to retrieve my raccoon and squeak it repeatedly. squeak squeak squeaka (Door opens. Laptop, purse, and other workday accoutrements are placed on the table.)…