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  • First Publication of 2018

    This time last year, I was two days in to my pending submission for “The Call of Uncopyrighted Intellectual Property” for The Cackle of Cthulhu anthology, and dreading January 20th, and starting to worry about finding a wedding venue (because we were 2 months behind on this, according to The Knot! commence panic or at…

    January 2, 2018
  • Life Changes and Awards, I Am Eligible for Them

    So. A lot of stuff, on a personal level, happened in 2017. I resigned from my dayjob. (Thereby saving myself from the annual holiday-time layoffs that I’m 99% sure that this year, I wouldn’t have survived.) I moved in with my then-fiance, now husband. I married said then-fiance, now husband. (Photo by the VERY AWESOME…

    December 8, 2017
  • Publication: “Mr. Quacky in Space”

    My second publication is out at Cast of Wonders! Mr. Quacky in Space Important things to note: It is hosted by my friend Fonda Lee, who writes YA SF that you should go buy and read, because it (and she!) is awesome. That goes triple if you are a fan of excellently choreographed fight scenes. It is hosted…

    March 27, 2017
  • On Hope; and First Pub

    I started this post this on Tuesday, December 27, after learning about the death of Carrie Fisher. I’d hoped it’d be the last 2016 death in a long, long string of folks who, through their work and art, helped to spread joy and happiness to a lot of people. Then Debbie Reynolds, as well as Richard…

    January 2, 2017
  • An Open Letter to Trump Supporters

    I need to get this out of my system so that I can finish grieving, and processing, and then move on to finding ways to actually help people. So: Dear Trump Supporters, I am trying not to lump you all in one group. I am trying to practice empathy, and to remember that no, the…

    November 10, 2016
  • A letter to my former self circa March 2004

    Dear Former Self Circa March 2004, I suppose it’s most common to write these sorts of things at five- or ten-year intervals. The whole “humans have five fingers on each hand, making multiples of five and ten natural points at which to parse out our world” thing. But I couldn’t have written you this letter…

    March 8, 2016
  • If I had a billion dollars I’d buy you a fur coat

    (but not a real fur coat that’s cruel) I’m going to pretend I’m the only person on the Internet to allude to ’90s Canadian rock music in conjunction with the Powerball reaching 1.3 billion dollars. (I am too original, shut up.) The song is dated, of course, because how far would a mere million dollars go?…

    January 12, 2016
  • Snickersnee hee hee

    I subscribe to dictionary.com’s word of the day, and awhile back the word of the day was snickersnee, which is a large knife. Most words I read there sound at least vaguely familiar, but snickersnee? Nope, not a flicker of recollection. From the age of 12, I would say the majority of my vocabulary acquisition…

    October 26, 2015
  • A fictionalized conversation between me and Amazon’s advertising algorithm

    Amazon Advertising Algorithm: Hi! Me: … AAA: Hi! Amanda, Hi! Hi, hi, HI, Amanda! Me: Are you bothering me for anything related to hospital layouts? You know, the thing I’m researching right now? For the book I’m working on? AAA: Um. Maybe? Me: … AAA: C’mon, this’ll only take a minute. Three, tops. Me: [sighs]…

    August 5, 2015
  • Why I persist in writing

    Chuck Wendig has a not-flash-fiction writing challenge up at his blog to write on the topic “why I write.” Since it’s been *mumblemumblesnarzle* months since I posted anything, I figured, why not? Only I’m putting a slight twist on it to write about why I persist in writing.* I’ve blogged previously about how annoying I…

    July 27, 2015
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