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  • Puss in Boots

    One of my writing goals for this year is to practice more short fiction (at least one short story per quarter). So I figured I’d participate in Chuck Wendig’s Flash Fiction Challenge: Fairy Tales Remixed. I chose “Puss in Boots.” For my subgenre, the random number generator chose “superhero.” The result follows. Puss in Boots…

    January 29, 2014
  • Working from home and observing my dog reveals deep, deep insights.

    You can puke bile twice at 7:30 in the morning but be cured with a morning nap. There will never come a day when the appearance of a UPS truck should NOT be met with frantic barking. Even if said UPS truck has since departed and is clear on the other side of the complex.…

    January 22, 2014
  • Why I hate the criticism “A man/woman would never day/say [thing]”

    Last week, Chuck Wendig wrote a post on perception of gender in novels. (Warning: his site includes many words that workplaces and schools likely block, and while I do think my description of the post is accurate, his own title is far more . . . colorful.) The gist is that he’s been accused of writing…

    January 15, 2014
  • On hope

    I’ve been thinking, off and on, about hope. It’s considered buoyant, uplifting. Hope raises us up out of the pit, the anticipation of a better tomorrow, if we can just make it through today. So it’s interesting that the related word aspire means, literally, “to breathe upon.” Not, say, “to breathe upward,” which I suppose…

    January 8, 2014
  • My 3 favorite posts of 2013

    Happy new year and all that! Hereby I brag on how awesome I was in 2013 with the following posts: 3. Ode to Black Truffle Salt 2. On being a POHC writer 1. 3 Nemeses of curly hair  

    January 1, 2014
  • 3 things I’d ask Santa for if. . .

    He gave out abilities and not physical gifts. He could do things instantaneously instead of apparently requiring time enough to make gifts at the North Pole and then travel faster than the speed of light to deliver everything. (Not sure one can ask Santa for things the day of Christmas.) He were real. The 3…

    December 25, 2013
  • Maybe poetry makes it better

    Thoughtless Ideas they have fled My brain is on vacation Sorry for dull post

    December 18, 2013
  • Blargle flargle

    3 signs your brain has all the cognitive capabilities of a Jell-O Pudding cup The only thing you can think to title your blog post is “Blargle flargle,” and even that took a solid five minutes. You can’t think of any other reasons* signs. Flargle? *Actual error in writing this post.

    December 11, 2013
  • Why I write spec fic: A (partial) manifesto

    (Edit: I’d scheduled this post to go live on Wednesday the 4th, but somehow WordPress missed posting it, and I didn’t realize till now.) In my senior seminar at college nearly ten years ago, we had an audit participate in the course. If you are clairvoyant (see what I did there with the spec fic…

    December 10, 2013
  • 3 things I’m thankful for

    OK, so I know a lot of people on social media are doing the 30-days of thankfulness thing, where they post daily one thing they’re thankful for, with the idea that they wind up with 30 things. That’s 10 times as many as 3. Some might then conclude I’m a slacker. To which I respond…

    November 27, 2013
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