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  • 3 observations re: ideas

    Asking writers where their ideas come from is like asking oysters how they make pearls (or cancer; take your pick). Ideas propagate like rabbits listening to Marvin Gaye on loop. As with children, it is difficult to tell if ideas are ugly unless they belong to someone else.

    April 16, 2014
  • 3 Differences between caring for a dog and a tiny human

    I never really understood why people suggest getting a dog as a means to prepare for actual childcare. I’m not a parent of a tiny human, but I am a parent of a dog, and on the basis of this experience alone, I can tell there are major differences between caring for the two. Here…

    April 9, 2014
  • In real life, “I hate you and was only using you” does not mean “I love you.”

    On Sunday afternoon, I had a killer headache that rendered me unable to do little more than binge-stream Netflix. One of the movies I watched was a French rom com called Populaire. It’s set in 1959 and features ingenue Rose Pamphyle, who takes a job as a secretary with Louis Echard, owner of an insurance…

    April 2, 2014
  • Camille Jay Snow, July 5, 1912 to March 17, 2014

    I missed my Wednesday posting last week because, honestly, I had more important things to attend to. My grandmother, Camille Jay Snow, died the morning of March 17, 2014. She spent 101 years on this earth, and while I know she was ready to go, there are a lot of us who are going to…

    March 26, 2014
  • This week, on “Get Off My Lawn!”…

    There is a small bit of passive-aggressive warfare occurring in the parking lot of my townhome complex. Background information: Each unit in my complex has one single-car garage and one marked, open-air space. Visitor parking is limited, and according to our by-laws, residents aren’t supposed to use those spaces for more than maybe 2 hours…

    March 12, 2014
  • A post inspired by a misreading of a random blog post idea generator

    So I was playing around with a blog post idea generator and misread the suggested topic as: “The best chainsaw gas stations.” Which confused me for a moment, because how is a chainsaw gas station different from your regular gas station? Then I went back and reread, and was a bit disappointed, because you have to…

    March 5, 2014
  • A shortcut response to jerkbag commenters on the web

    In general, I avoid online comment threads and message boards, except for a few well-moderated spaces, because: rage, alternating with despair over the human race. But there are times when the reptilian part of my brain feels the urge to respond to these jerkbag commenters and their non-logic. Of late, this has been happening most…

    February 26, 2014
  • 2/17

    If I’d been better prepared, I would have posted this on Monday. If on Monday I hadn’t been busy doing fun stuff, including adding 2500 words to my WIP word count and ignoring taxes, I would have had time to write a more thought-provoking/entertaining/inspiring/whatever piece to post today. But instead, I give you 3 People…

    February 19, 2014
  • 3 careers I briefly considered during my childhood

    Because I know my extensive fan base cares about these things. Career 1: Archaeologist Consideration inspired by: A general interest in ancient cultures and vague ideas of somehow discovering Atlantis. Career option ultimately discarded due to: The realization that I would come to detest the likely poor ratio of long hours in often-arid conditions vs. awesome finds.…

    February 12, 2014
  • Stating the obvious

    I missed my regular Wednesday posting. This is because I spent much time groaning, as approximately 80% of my inhalations caused a sharp pain on the right side of my chest. (I also binge-watched many episodes of Veronica Mars, which was somewhat masochistic, as I laughed at many of the jokes, which also caused pain.) But…

    February 8, 2014
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